Article 518747 of alt.atheism:
From: Rev Chuck <cdu.b@erols.com>
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Subject: Re: Who Was The Greatest Athiest Ever?
Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 20:54:09 -0800
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Jeff Candy wrote:
> 
> So, here we go with the Norm's favorite parable:
> 
>                "The Parable of Jesus and Paul"
> 
> Jesus and Paul were walking together through a field, not speaking
> but rather enjoying the sun and insects and flowers and all of
> the Father's splendid creation.  Suddenly, Paul stopped, glanced
> some distance ahead, and then clutched Jesus by the arm, saying:
> "Jesus, behold!  There, do you see?  It is surely a gift to us
> from our father!".  Upon looking in the direction indicated by
> Paul, Jesus saw a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.  Paul
> further exclaimed, "Surely our Father in heaven means this
> blessing for us", and walking forward and positioning himself
> behind the poor creature, asked Jesus, "Is it not true?".  Jesus
> replied in the affimative, and with that Paul did loosen his
> robes and bugger the sheep.  Jesus smiled softly, the euphony of
> moaning and bleating giving him joy.  Then, shortly thereafter,
> Paul did turn to Jesus and say, "My friend, Jesus, surely you
> would want the same?".  Jesus smiled, and looked up to the heavens,
> and thanked his almighty Father.  Then, quickly loosening his
> robes, did stick his head firmly into the fence.
> 
> Amen.
> 
> --

Truly, for here is inspiration...

I'm laying the fuck off caffeine, 'cuz my bladder isn't getting any 
stronger...