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From: mandible@bongo.tele.com (Articulate Mandible)
Subject: It waren't thataway when *I* was there . . .
Message-ID: <1997Jan23.010634.14636@bongo.tele.com>
Organization: Church of the One True Best Mate
Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:06:34 GMT
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I have the pleasure of schlepping the sprog and his horn to and
from school whenever I'm free. When I do, especially when I arrive
in the afternoon with time to spare, I notice the student bodies.
Damn, but there's a lot of fine sweatermeat in that school, especially
in the dance classes. This is a ?peeve; if pickings'd been that
juicy back in the late fifties and early sixties, I'd never have
graduated. I wouldn't have been able to concentrate at all. As
it was, I concentrated just enough to get a diploma. It's a good
thing I don't have to get out of the car and exhibit just how
much I appreciate the view at the school, I tells ya. I'd be
wearing stripes and busting rocks somewhere.
-- 
Rt. Rev. Artie the Hinged Jaw		"Stop Casting Porosity"
"i am short but i am dangerus" binky.