Article: 149652 of alt.sysadmin.recovery
From: peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva)
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Subject: Re: Vendors redux
Date: 26 Jun 2000 23:38:53 GMT
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In article <8j8eib$iea$1@spectra.a2000.nl>,
Paul Boven <p.boven@chello.nl> wrote:
>On 26 Jun 2000 15:04:59 GMT, Peter da Silva <peter@taronga.com> wrote:
>>You're lucky. Last time a Dead Rat box hosed its network I had to reverse
>>engineer the magic words by reading a bunch of uncommented Python.

>The Parrot Sketch, I hope?

No, it would be more like this:

Me: I'd like some documentation, please.
RH: Right you are sir, would you like that in -man, -ms, texinfo, latex,
    or HTML?
Me: How about some -man documentation?
RH: I'm sorry, I'm afraid you wouldn't like that. It's full of markup.
Me: I like markup.
RH: No, I couldn't possibly sell you documentation like this. How about
    some XML?
Me: Um, how about HTML?
RH: I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
Me: OK, OK, XML then.
RH: Whoops, all out of that too.
Me: Plain text files?
RH: Nope.
Me: Texinfo?
RH: Certainly sir, here you are... whoops, the info reader's broken. I can't
    serve those.
Me: MS macros?
RH: Not installed.
Me: Have you any documentation at all?
RH: Oh certainly sir.
Me: Latex?
RH: No.
Me: Comments in the config files?
RH: No.
Me: Comments in the source code?
RH: No.
Me: Web site?
RH: No.
...

-- 
Rev. Peter da Silva, ULC.


