Article: 37784 of alt.sysadmin.recovery From: Tanuki the Raccoon-dog Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: There's only one thing worse than Peanut Butter... Date: Sun, 9 Mar 2003 19:36:16 +0000 Organization: Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer...... Lines: 32 Approved: cerberus@hades.com Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: canismajor.demon.co.uk Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 1047238619 20162 194.222.149.180 (9 Mar 2003 19:36:59 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@demon.net NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 9 Mar 2003 19:36:59 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Turnpike (32) Version 3.05 <4phXCXVeq6CNED$IuVQrAXJODv> Path: news.meer.net!sea-read.news.verio.net!dfw-artgen!iad-peer.news.verio.net!news.verio.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!kibo.news.demon.net!news.demon.co.uk!demon!canismajor.demon.co.uk!Tanuki Xref: archive.mv.meer.net alt.sysadmin.recovery:37784 Today, I had so spend a small amount of time at a client site, doing Spanning-Tree-Things(tm) to a couple of switches. While there, I needed food, so snuck out to the only all-day-opening store within range, to pick up a sandwich. Why, WHY, *WHY* do the people who produce take-out sandwiches for these places insist on putting 'MAYONNAISE' in all their products? This stuff is pure, distilled and concentrated evil, fortified with added vileness - Satan's smegma, for want of a better description. Do the clueless morons who make sandwiches think that their product is enhanced in the *slightest* by anointing it with something so redolent of a tuberculous wino's congealed phlegm? Do they employ vast herds of acne-infested youths, selected solely on the basis of their pimpliness, to produce this stuff? Or do they have teams of wizened, necrotic hags scouring the countryside in search of mucus-engorged snails? The only non-mayo-befouled sandwiches on offer were _vegetarian_, which is even worse (though only just). To makers of sandwiches the world over: some of us have a sense of taste: so please, please consider us mayo-detestors and make some that contain meat, but *without* the added pus. If you don't, I may just have to track you down, have you violated by a pack of syphilitic waterbuffalo, and then vomit all over you. Knowing you, you'd probably just scrape it up and put it in a sandwich. -- !Raised Tails! -:Tanuki:- "Satan will give you a cage. That raises an interesting problem." --Japanese Mormon spam.