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From: auj@aber.ac.uk (Alun "Da Penguin" Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Subject: pi (was Re: JMS is God)
Date: 7 Jun 1996 14:39:05 +0100
Organization: Prifysgol Cymru (University of Wales) Aberystwyth
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Further up the screen jjs17@po.cwru.edu wrote:
> 
> OK, fine, here's the first 800-odd digits[1].
> 
> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062
> 862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081
> 284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284
> 756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412
> 737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488
> 204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185
> 480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860
> 213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051
> 320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465
> 495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099
> 605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185

Nope, some of those digits are even!

Here are the first 800-odd digits.

3.1159535979333337951971939937515979593719935311779151337939555317535911117
517193511555999593319197559331753377315711991559331531339379117375731551715
999591715337959311335355131951915119335773575959195391117319311793151157379
979573515757917931311991933733531399395737197179937775391717931775371795135
171535775771375779917337177191953315955371579799593519951119193115913977771
399517711399999937979951597317319315955955393535335351931117113137375575333
117177917335953975573115953353775937519577157753171131977111959911993955715
537593153317933195353159995773599139197177537913151557575159595953311177559
759317537939319559771711399153135377171119955591997737955379777717535999193
313779915175159531519351153333557797339119979979735713931711199531531975557
793559559995997179759395531153977559359911913797753

Here's a little mnemonic I picked up on the net some time back. The
original was a DVI file, formatted in a circle. You can view that at
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~auj/pi.dvi

For a time I stood pondering on circle sizes. The large computer mainframe
quietly processed all of its assembly code. Inside my entire hope lay for
figuring out an elusive expansion. Value: pi.  Decimals expected soon. I
nervously entered a format procedure.  The mainframe processed the request.
Error. I, again entering it, carefully retyped. This iteration gave zero
error printouts in all_success. Intently I waited. Soon, roused by thoughts
within me, appeared narrative mnemonics relating digits to verbiage! The
idea appeared to exist but only in abbreviated fashion_little phrases
typically. Pressing on I then resolved, deciding firmly about a sum of
decimals to use_ likely around four hundred, presuming the computer code
soon halted! Pondering these ideas, words appealed to me. But a problem of
zeros did exist. Pondering more, solution subsequently appeared. Zero
suggests a punctuation element. Very novel! My thoughts were culminated. No
periods, I concluded. All residual marks of punctuation=zeros. First digit
expansion ****** then came before me. On examining some problems unhappily
arose. That imbecilic bug! The printout I possessed showed four nine as
foremost decimals. Manifestly troubling. Totally every number looked wrong.
Repairing the bug took much effort. A pi mnemonic with letters truly seemed
good. Counting ** all the letters probably should suffice. Reaching for a
record would be helpful. Consequently, I continued, expecting a good final
answer from computer. First number slowly displayed on the flat screen - 3.
Good. Trailing digits apparently were right also. Now my memory scheme must
probably be implementable. The technique was chosen, elegant in scheme: by
self reference a tale mnemonically helpful was ensured. An able title
suddenly existed - "Circle Digits". Taking pen I began. Words emanated
uneasily. I desired more synonyms. Speedily I found my (alongside me)
Thesaurus. Rogets is probably an essential in doing this, instantly I
decided. I wrote and erased more. The Rogets clearly assisted immensely. My
story proceeded (how lovely!) faultlessly. The end, above all, would soon
joyfully overtake. So, this memory helper ***** is incontestably complete.
Soon I will locate publisher. There a narrative will I trust immediately
appear, producing fame. The End.

Cheers,
Alun.
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