Article 72892 of alt.sysadmin.recovery:
From: deafen@imap2.asu.edu
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Subject: Argh.
Date: 11 May 1998 23:19:09 GMT
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Argh.  Argh.  Argh.

Recipe for a Monday.

Ingredients:
1 USR/3Com/mHz/Whoever owns them this week PCMCIA 10bT + 33.6K combo.
1 Brain-dead "smart" hub.
1 small Cisco FT1 router.
1 FT1 CSU/DSU.

Instructions: 
Combine all ingredients, mix well, and cook over one medium power-surge,
two days prior to serving.  When the 10bT card is spewing garbage, and the
hub is attempting to syslog, make sure the router silently discards all
syslog-bound packets.  Allow the hub to overflow its internal buffers 
while waiting for a 60-minute timeout on outgoing syslog connections.  
Let stew in own juices for 36 hours.

Enjoy!

I repeat: Argh.

-H