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From: firehead@panix.com (Elayne Wechsler-Chaput)
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Subject: Carol Kane!!!
Date: 9 Mar 1995 17:06:46 -0500
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Yes, yes, yes - the latest AT&T commercial has the baby-voiced darlin' 
herself!!!  Better than Jerry Stiller, even better than the totally 
over-aired Ray Walston (as cool as that was the first, second, even third 
time...)!  I know I'll get tired of it soon, AT&T is nothing if not 
incessant, but it's great to see that face and hear that voice!

"I don't wanna rat on my friends" - precious!  (And the actress who plays 
the AT&T operator holds her own pretty well against Kane, too...)

- Elayne
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From: bbyun@oz.net (Dark Penguin)
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Subject: Re: Carol Kane!!!
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 1995 09:37:46 -0800
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In article <1995Mar14.194702.87794@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>,
phenry@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Paul H. Henry) wrote:

>Help me out here, folks: for years I've been trying to figure out how
>to describe Carol's adorable speech impediment. It's not as simple as
>an "l/r" defect, but what is it? (If I can find a woman my age with
>the same speech impediment, I'm going to marry her.)

A highly nasal baby voice is the best I can do by way of description.  Of
course, that doesn't sound very pleasing, but I think Carol's voice is
kind of an acquired taste, anyway.  I think it's the nasality that does
it, plus a throaty quality not unlike that of Kathleen Turner -- yet which
can easily hit the higher notes.  Also, she slurs a little bit...sometimes
she sounds positively drugged.

Regards,

Bryan Byun     e-mail: bbyun@oz.net
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