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From: whitecap@airmail.net (Ignatius J. Reilly)
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Subject: Re: Who was the girl who played Bailey Quarters on WKRP in Cincinnatti ?
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 1995 13:44:21 GMT
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>> Jan Smithers, definitly prettier than the blond that
>> didn't know how to wear a bra

Oh, Bailey Quarters, how you inhabited my 10th grade dreams.  Jan
Smithers is currently married to James Brolin, the lucky bastard.

Unrequitedly,
Ignatius J. Reilly