Article: 1477 of ba.singles Message-ID: <3DD05D06.744E6DF8@swbell.net> From: Mel Lerner Reply-To: bigstck@swbell.net Organization: . X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.72 [en]C-PBI-NC472 (Win98; U) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: ba.singles Subject: Payphone pickups Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 33 NNTP-Posting-Host: 66.123.206.133 X-Complaints-To: abuse@prodigy.net X-Trace: newssvr11.news.prodigy.com 1037065445 ST000 66.123.206.133 (Mon, 11 Nov 2002 20:44:05 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 20:44:05 EST X-UserInfo1: O@XIRYKGFJWWCFD[YRKNOPDA[X_LPO@FKY\@LWQHBATBTSUBYFWEAE[YJLYPIWKHTFCMZKVMB^[Z^DOBRVVMOSPFHNSYXVDIE@X\BUC@GTSX@DL^GKFFHQCCE\G[JJBMYDYIJCZM@AY]GNGPJD]YNNW\GSX^GSCKHA[]@CCB\[@LATPD\L@J\\PF]VR[QPJN Date: Tue, 12 Nov 2002 01:44:05 GMT Path: news.meer.net!sea-read.news.verio.net!dfw-artgen!iad-peer.news.verio.net!news.verio.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-out.nuthinbutnews.com!propagator2-sterling!news-in-sterling.newsfeed.com!news-in.nuthinbutnews.com!news.stealth.net!news.stealth.net!prodigy.com!newsmst01.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.com!postmaster.news.prodigy.com!newssvr11.news.prodigy.com.POSTED!not-for-mail Xref: archive.mv.meer.net ba.singles:1477 Sometimes when I don't want to deal with bars and other hassles I use pay phones to pick up women. I will call a pay phone and when a female answers I will ask if she is the lady looking for a place to stay. Almost always the answer will be "no". I then say that I am with the housing hotline and that I had a free apartment and a part time job for the lady but she blew it by not staying near the phone. Often the lady will express interest in the job. I will tell her that there are two jobs, housecleaning at $10 and hour a massage at $20 an hour. If she asks about the cleaning job I give her a phony number but if she is interested in the massage I find a way for us to hook up. When we meet the lady usually tells me that she has little experience in massages. I tell her that if she is comfortable I will spend part of the session massaging her to show her what to do. If the agrees we go to the bedroom and I dress down to my underwear . I tell her to do whatever feels right in terms of clothing. I always amazes me how many of them will at least get down to bra and panties. I start on their back and after 15 minutes suggest that they roll over. If they do I have it made. I will please her with my hand and she will almost always reciprocate. If she does not want me to massage her I still strip down and have her work on my back. After a few minutes I give her the choice of a back rub for an hour or a full body massage for 20 minutes for the same price. If she agrees, great. If not I get a nice back rub. Of yeah, the housing thing. If a woman on the phone needs housing I tell her that a field rep will be there shortly. If the lady is not my type I tell her that the host had an emergency and give her food money. If she is ok I feed her and bring her home. I set her up on the sofa bed and say good night. Nothing more will happen unless she asks to share the warmer bigger bed. Article: 1479 of ba.singles From: Ron Drake Newsgroups: ba.singles Subject: Re: Payphone pickups Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 22:56:08 -1000 Organization: Jawara Productions Lines: 57 Message-ID: References: <3DD05D06.744E6DF8@swbell.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: 43.c0.a1.e6 X-Server-Date: 12 Nov 2002 08:55:16 GMT User-Agent: MT-NewsWatcher/3.2 (PPC Mac OS X) Path: news.meer.net!sea-read.news.verio.net!dfw-artgen!iad-peer.news.verio.net!news.verio.net!nntp1.roc.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!ngpeer.news.aol.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!wn11feed!worldnet.att.net!207.217.77.102!newsfeed2.earthlink.net!newsfeed.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!harp.news.atl.earthlink.net!rdrake2 Xref: archive.mv.meer.net ba.singles:1479 In article <3DD05D06.744E6DF8@swbell.net>, Mel Lerner wrote: > Sometimes when I don't want to deal with bars and other hassles I use > pay phones to pick up women. > I will call a pay phone and when a female answers I will ask if she is > the lady looking for a place to stay. Almost always the answer will be > "no". I then say that I am with the housing hotline and that I had a > free apartment and a part time job for the lady but she blew it by not > staying near the phone. Often the lady will express interest in the job. > I will tell her that there are two jobs, housecleaning at $10 and hour a > massage at $20 an hour. If she asks about the cleaning job I give her a > phony number but if she is interested in the massage I find a way for us > to hook up. > When we meet the lady usually tells me that she has little experience > in massages. I tell her that if she is comfortable I will spend part of > the session massaging her to show her what to do. If the agrees we go to > the bedroom and I dress down to my underwear . I tell her to do whatever > feels right in terms of clothing. I always amazes me how many of them > will at least get down to bra and panties. I start on their back and > after 15 minutes suggest that they roll over. If they do I have it made. > I will please her with my hand and she will almost always reciprocate. > If she does not want me to massage her I still strip down and have her > work on my back. After a few minutes I give her the choice of a back rub > for an hour or a full body massage for 20 minutes for the same price. > If she agrees, great. If not I get a nice back rub. > Of yeah, the housing thing. If a woman on the phone needs housing I > tell her that a field rep will be there shortly. If the lady is not my > type I tell her that the host had an emergency and give her food money. > If she is ok I feed her and bring her home. I set her up on the sofa bed > and say good night. Nothing more will happen unless she asks to share > the warmer bigger bed. Top Ten Drawbacks To "Dial-A-Babe" ================================== 10. She neglects to mention that she's a recent "graduate" of the California Women's Institute at Frontera. 9. 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