Article 79 of net.humour.funny: From: Vince Sabio Newsgroups: net.humour.funny Subject: I'll Do Anything ... Date: 2 Mar 1998 23:42:17 -0600 Organization: Little to None Lines: 36 Sender: daemon@taronga.com Approved: peter@taronga.com,HumourNet@telephonet.com Distribution: 4gh Message-ID: <6dg57p$8dv@bonkers.taronga.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: localhost.taronga.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Path: news1.meer.net!nntp2.ba.best.com!news1.best.com!news.cs.jhu.edu!info.usuhs.mil!news.misty.com!news-xfer.mccc.edu!bonkers!not-for-mail A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100 on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house." --- Submitted to net.humour.funny by: Rich Laniewski BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT: Please help me welcome Rich Laniewski to the net.humour family ... Rich will now be co-moderating net.humour.bawdy, which had not been seeing much traffic of late. Contributions to net.humour.bawdy can be sent to . Welcome aboard, Rich! __________________________________________________________________________ Selected by Vince Sabio, net.humour.funny moderator. Mail your submissions to . (Please do not remove copyright info! Send author credits for unattributed posts to .) Mail your complaints to . ;-)