Article 6138 of rec.humor.funny: Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: timfitz@mcs.net (Tim Fitzpatrick) Subject: OJ's Statements to Judge Ito Keywords: topical, chuckle Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: matra.meer.net!goonsquad.spies.com!genmagic!sgigate.sgi.com!swrinde!howland.reston.ans.net!news.sprintlink.net!in2.uu.net!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Sat, 30 Sep 95 3:20:12 EDT Lines: 45 After months of silence, OJ finally spoke at the trial. His words to Judge Ito were.. "I did not, could not and would not have committed this crime. Seems with a little help from Dr. Suess and a bit more time, he and Judge Ito could have extended this statement: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- Ito's statemets in ALL CAPS... OJ's in lower case. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME? DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME? I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime. DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE? DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime. DID YOU LEAVE A POOL A BLOOD? DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE? I did not leave a pool of blood. I can not even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not, kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime I could not, would not, anytime. I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I Am -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.