Article 6201 of rec.humor.funny: Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: andy@research.canon.oz.au (Andy Newman) Subject: Faux Pas Keywords: chuckle, sexual Approved: funny-request@clari.net Path: matra.meer.net!tera.mcom.com!news.Stanford.EDU!nntp-hub2.barrnet.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Wed, 1 Nov 95 19:30:05 EST Lines: 13 The other day I gave my girlfriend a kiss after I had drunk some water. My beard was wet and she squirmed away complaining, "I don't rub a wet, hairy thing all over your face" Everyone else in the room just looked at her and burst out laughing. I've never seen someone go that shade of red so quickly. -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.